Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called fucking strategy, all right?Įvan: Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with their fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?įogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!Įvan: What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal? All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Seth: No, that's why you picked a dumb fucking name! Read a fucking book for once.Įvan: Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?įogell: Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin? Seth: Why the FUCK would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?įogell: Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. McLovin?Įvan: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?įogell: Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.įogell: Yeah. Did you pussy out or what?įogell: No noooo, man. Seth: Fogell, where have you been, man? You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack.
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